Thursday, 29 October 2009

part3 of makeing a clone

If you are squeamish or faint hearted i recommend you don't read this.

Now for your final clone a clone that can be just like you in every way even your age!!!
guess what I'm gonna say now yep once again you will need to know the ingredients for your clone again {unless you can mind read but if you cant ill tell you anyway} you will need:blood again, some of Hzzas deager food,some of Hzzas ager food, some human skin. human parts e.g. eye balls, finger nails or toe nails. A big pot again but NO oven this time. A whisk to whisk everything together and a pair of scissors.

First you will need to get the big pot and through all the skin and blood in and leave till the skin goes blood red. Then you have to put out the skin to dry. Once the skin has dried you will be able to get your pair of scissors and cut a body shape out of the skin then add all the eye balls and finger nails.

Once you have added all the eye balls [although there only two] it will start to look like a real human but flatter. Anyway when you have added all the human things you will need to add some of Hazzas fattening cream you can make your clone look like you a bit more.
Now you have added all your finger nails and fattened your clone up a bit you will be able to make a brain type thing out of books [cut up into little pieces] when you have finished that you will be able to bring your clone to life by covering it in water and putting just a tiny bit of electricity on your clone and it will come alive. Also put a sponge in your clones head so it can suck up load of information.

How to train your clone!
First of all you will have to teach your clone everything you know then you can give it some of Hazzas ageing food so it will look more like you plus you will be able to deage it with some of Hazzas deageing food and that is also how you feed your clone so it will be like having a pet that is exactly like you so you could trick all your friends by taking your clone for show and tell so you can get your clone to say your words for you and you will be able to take over the world if you make loads of them. Also keep your clone in shape other wise it could like a fat version of you. And you will be able to send your clone to school for you then when it comes home it can tell you all the things it has been doing and it will be able to do all your homework.
WARNING!! If your clone takes up to much information you might explode so be careful also not for children for under the age of three.
Good luck with your cloning
Hazza!

Tuesday, 27 October 2009

part2 of making a clone

Now for your mutant clone you will need the ingredients:you will need:twelve litres of blood,slime{nineteen litres},a big pot, oven with hob and the best yet most gruesome some ye ha you probably guessed by now some HUMAN BONES preferably from a bone shop if theres such a thing if not try Ebay,and maybe some snacks in case you get peckish.

First you need a big pot {but not as big as the one in the robot clone one}and some of the slime and your human bones.So put all your bones in the pot and and then put nine litres of your slime so you should still have at least ten litres left for later.Stir for about ten minutes and don't stop because if you do you will have to start again.Once you've stirred for ten Min's you will have to put all of the twelve litres of blood in the pot but before you do turn the stove on the hottest.After you've put all your blood in and when you hob has got to its hottest {and i don't mean as its looks good the hob},then put the pot with all your bloody and slimy bit in on the hob and leave it for ruffly two hours.

When your bloody and slimy things with bones have just about melted you want to take the pot off and leave to cool or you can speed it up by putting it in the freezer for half an hour.After half an hour or an hour if you didn't put it in the freezer.you can start moulding the starting shape of your mutant clone.Once you've shaped your starting clone you can put it back in the pot but be care full,now you can add all the extra slime so it will start to build a little more body look so it will look like a real human.

When it as made the full body shape it should come to life after about twenty four hours it will have grown a brain so then you can teach it tricks like follow and all the things you want to teach it.
good luck with the mutant clone
hazza
P.S. all this clone stuff is for my homework so don't try it cause it wont work but if you do and it does work tell me please!!! oh and also it will just make a mess. :)

Friday, 23 October 2009

HOW TO MAKE A CLONE OF YOURSELF OR OTHER PEOPLE!


First you need to know the ingrediants:you will need some human blood, a piece of hair or skin flake or even fingerprints.

There are three types of clones you can make one is a robo clone or a clone that is just like you. Or you can have a ultimate one that you can age or deage in a day so if your lets say 20 years old you can feed it 20 times in a day {but you have to feed it Hazzas age} and it will be 20 but to deage it you have to feed it a different type of food called Hazzas deager and it will make your clone 0 or how old young you want it.
Time for how to make your robo clone but first i must warn you that it must be recharged every day for at least 12 hours but the good side is its just about indestructible.
To make your robo clone you will have to get the biggest pot you can find and then you will have to put all UNWANTED metal in there then puts some of your or some one elses blood in there then put just one piece of your or some one elses hair in there but not both then put it on the stove to cook for half an hour. Then turn the stove off and leave to cool.
Once cooled through in info books or UNWANTED!! video games and anything else to make your robo smart but make sure its not to smart other Wise your robo will take over once finished and it'll be all your fault and I'm sure you don't want to make your town or even worse THE WORLD a ghost town or just a mess that you will definitely be cleaning up. You can add stuff about you if you want to and it'll be just like you once finished.
Once you've added all the stuff about you or all the info you can stir until you cant move the spoon then leave the spoon in there. After about a day you will be able to get your robe clone out and put him together because he will come out in chunks and there really easy to make a shape like a hand. When you've made all the body parts you will be able to make a super duper sticky gel that well stick for ever nearly.
To make some super duper sticky gel you will need to get some honey, some double sided sticky take and finally you will need some of Hazzas super duper cooper sticky glue.
When you've made the gel you can put it in all the joints and then stick it all together and let it dry, it should take about half an hour to about an hour. Then you have to buy a lead to plug your robo in to a wall. when you've bought the plug for your robo you will have to plug him in and leave for 12 hours. When 12 hours are over you can start to teach him things that weren't in books that's the fun part!
When you have taught your robo the things that weren't in the books you can teach him his name and once he knows his or hers name it will respond to your voice only because it will only know your voice and if you want your freinds to respond they have to spend time with it but you can tell it how many people you want it to respond to so you can have six different people talking to it to it and only the robot will respond to you and them.

good luck with the robo clone
Hazza